If you've ever told someone to eat a bag of dicks, you might be a veteran. If you have ever told anyone to eat a whole bag of dicks...you're definitely a veteran.

Now you can reach anyone anywhere in the world with a bag of extra-veiny wooden dicks! Have them shipped to yourself to hand out at your buddies' next birthday or enter 'gift' on your order and will send them anonymously to the address you provide. Happy gifting.

Each bag contains 24 laser cut wooden dongs made with love from up-cycled Baltic Birch right here in the USA.