Refund & Return Policy

Thank you for shopping!

Our goal is to ensure that we are providing the highest quality apparel around, and that you are 100% satisfied with your purchase.

If we have failed to meet your expectations in any way, simply send us an email to with your order number and the reason you think we suck so we can immediately start doing push-ups, flutter kicks and overhead arm claps. After sufficiently smoking ourselves we will reply with instructions for returning the item(s) in question.


Once we receive your item, we will put it in our donate box and immediately notify you that we have received the hot garbage. The total amount charged to you for the order will immediately be refunded, no questions asked. The fact that you didn't like it is good enough for us.

Your purchase is 100% guaranteed from the moment it is placed and a refund can be granted at any time after placing the order

You will receive the credit within a certain amount of days, depending on your card issuer's policies.

Free Return Shipping

We don't believe you should have to pay to return anything you buy online, we sure don't like to. For that reason, all return shipping charges are free and will be reimbursed in addition to your order on the same card or PayPal account.