You wipe a spot of mustard from your chin as you choke down another bite of your soggy FRG hot dog. A few feet away a gaggle of Privates are engaged in an epic battle of cornhole, and just like at the range, none of them can hit the broad side of an MRAP. 'Jesus, they're wearing their issued boots.' As you look at your watch for the 7th time, you notice the ketchup on the front of your impossibly-soft Inkfidel MandoFun tee. Conducting a quick check of your five's and twenty-fives, you use your finger to lift it from your shirt and lick the tomatoey goodness off. Publicly, 1SG scolds you for wearing this shirt. Privately, he asks where you bought it. You and Top both know Funishment happens, and as long as you have your trusty 50/50 poly-blended Mandatory Fun Shirt from Inkfidel, everything will be alllllright.View full product details
You rip at the warm pouch of Chili Mac with your teeth like the King of the Jungle tearing into an out-of-shape, fat-body gazelle. Blood streams from the corner of your mouth as the industrial grade packaging finally gives way to the goodness inside. You plop down on the ground and lean up against a tire to enjoy your kill, wishing you were anywhere but here. But hey it could be worse, MRE scars fade, you have half a pack of Pines in your pocket, and you didn't end up with the Veggie Omelette like Steinhaus. Nope, this deployment is coming to an end, and in a few short weeks you will be back home, rocking your new criminally-soft, printed in the USA 'Rock or Something' tee from Inkfidel while drinking an ice-cold beer. Things could be a whole lot worse.View full product details
Yoke up your oxen, toss little Sara a biscuit, and head on down the trail...but be wary the many dangers that await: snake bites, dysentery, and the most feared of all....Death by PowerPoint.View full product details
Glazed, long johns, and of course....jelly. Lock up those foot lockers and head on down to Pyle's Donuts where 'You pay for it. We'll eat it.'
Screen printed on premium American Apparel© brand 50/50 poly-cotton blended tees using a high-mesh screen for a worn, vintage look.
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Santa can't protect you from funishment, but we can. When you have no choice but to play reindeer games this winter, be prepared with your Mandatory Fun Waffle Top. So soft. So Warm. So Waffley.
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Screen printed on 55% Cotton 45% Polyester micro waffle knit fabric for a super soft feel. Reinforced sleeves and neck and an overlocking bottom hem. Made in the USA.
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MRE scars may fade, but the memory of Jalapeño Cheese and Charms never will.
Screen printed on American Apparel™ Micro-Waffle poly-cotton knit fabric for maximum comfort.
We recommend ordering one size up on all waffle shirts.
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We are proud to support veteran-run organizations such as The Art of War Project in giving back to the veterans community. All profits from the sale of this tee go directly to the AOW Project at the end of each month to help purchase supplies and fund their programs. You learn more about the Art of War Project by clicking here.View full product details
Designed by AOW Project founder, Curt Bean, the Indian Head tee is printed using a low-opacity vintage ink on premium American Apparel 50/50 poly-cotton blended tees. Shirts feature both the Inkfidel and Art of War logos on the sleeves
All profits from the sale of this tee go directly to the AOW Project at the end of each month to help purchase supplies and fund their programs. You learn more about the Art of War Project by clicking here.View full product details
As the weather begins to cool off, the MandoFun starts to heat up. Whether it is another FRG bbq, your girlfriend's snot-nosed 6 year-old nephew's soccer game, or a weekend trip out of state for a wedding, you are screwed. Don't sulk- fight the power! Nothing say's 'I love funishment' like your uber-soft classic single-pouch drawstring Mandatory Fun Hoodie!View full product details
Mandatory Fun is unavoidable, don't fight it - embrace it!
Screen printed on premium American Apparel© brand 50/50 poly-cotton tees using a high-mesh screen for a worn, vintage look. Featuring a slightly scooped neckline and durable rib stiching- this shirt is guaranteed to be the most comfortable shirt in your drawer.
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