You wipe a spot of mustard from your chin as you choke down another bite of your soggy FRG hot dog. A few feet away a gaggle of Privates are engaged in an epic battle of cornhole, and just like at the range, none of them can hit the broad side of an MRAP. 'Jesus, they're wearing their issued boots.' As you look at your watch for the 7th time, you notice the ketchup on the front of your impossibly-soft Inkfidel MandoFun tee. Conducting a quick check of your five's and twenty-fives, you use your finger to lift it from your shirt and lick the tomatoey goodness off. Publicly, 1SG scolds you for wearing this shirt. Privately, he asks where you bought it. You and Top both know Funishment happens, and as long as you have your trusty 50/50 poly-blended Mandatory Fun Shirt from Inkfidel, everything will be alllllright.View full product details
You rip at the warm pouch of Chili Mac with your teeth like the King of the Jungle tearing into an out-of-shape, fat-body gazelle. Blood streams from the corner of your mouth as the industrial grade packaging finally gives way to the goodness inside. You plop down on the ground and lean up against a tire to enjoy your kill, wishing you were anywhere but here. But hey it could be worse, MRE scars fade, you have half a pack of Pines in your pocket, and you didn't end up with the Veggie Omelette like Steinhaus. Nope, this deployment is coming to an end, and in a few short weeks you will be back home, rocking your new criminally-soft, made in the USA 'Rock or Something' tee from Inkfidel while drinking an ice-cold beer. Things could be a whole lot worse.View full product details
Screen printed on American Apparel poly-cotton blended 3/4 sleeve ragland tees. Made in the USA and guaranteed to be the softest tees you own, or your money back!
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Printed on American-Made tri-blend track tees for an old-school look and feel. Guaranteed to be the softest tees you own, or your money back!View full product details
The Barracks School of Law where 'If you've heard it's true, It is.'
Screen Printed on maroon 50/50 poly-cotton blended tees. Made in the USA and guaranteed to be the softest tee you will own!View full product details
It's 0330 Sunday morning, and you are in formation. The freezing rain stings your neck, your body shivers and you burp shopette whiskey. You look left, right, rage in your eyes... Where is he? Where's the Blue Falcon? The buddy fucker that punched a cab driver? Lucky for him you are wearing your favorite shirt, a vintage style Blue Falcon tee from Inkfidel. The super-soft 50/50 poly-cotton blend snuggles against your skin like a thousand Afghan puppies, and the reinforced collar hugs your neck as if to say 'I am here for you, everything will be alright.' Feeling relaxed you decide to let the other guys clip his wings, you've still got some whiskey waiting at home.View full product details
The Trigger Happy Tee. Shooters get it, hipsters don't. If you love getting in quality trigger time, this is the tee for you. Be the envy of the range this weekend with this carefully designed heart shape featuring the hidden trigger silhouette, only those who know will 'get' it.
Printed on premium American Apparel poly-cotton blended tees for a softer feel and superior fit. Made in the USA and guaranteed to be the softest shirt you own, or your money back.View full product details
First Sergeant had a rough night, and he's extra grumpy this morning. Don't do the smart thing and avoid him like the plague, be different! All Top needs is a big 'ol bear hug and he'll be back to his normally pissed off self in no time.
Disclaimer: Although wearing this tee under your uniform may help to spread the cheer and boost morale, we are in no way responsible for any disciplinary action, corrective training, or extra duty that may result.
Printed on premium American Apparel 100% cotton ring-spun tees. Made in the USA.View full product details